February 2012
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toocooltobehipster:
R.I.P
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
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What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i'm too stupid for you
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.